Mother’s Day is really just a slice of sunshine…one we all should serve.



So I’m a little late posting about Mother’s Day.
But fuck it, I think I have a reasonable excuse.
This weekend I was on a Brownie camp, on a ranch, with more than a 100 girls.
However, this morning, when I awoke at the crack of dawn, the late-night giggly girls were all, at last, finally catching a few winks of sleep.
So I crept out of my cabin and recorded my thoughts.
Here they are.
The message might be late, but I’m hoping it’s a fairly good sentiment, no matter what day of the year it is.
Let me know what cha’ think.

You’re fecking kidding, right…? Dad Bod? Since when was Homer Simpson sexy?



Brace yerselves, cos this post is about to get a little bit ranty.

If you were catching 40 winks whilst surfing the net this week, the latest trend to take men by storm, might have passed you by.
No, it’s not man buns.
It’s bigger than that.
And more literal.
But if you were thinking man buns…as in arse, then you’d be right on track.

This week, Leonardo Di Caprio made the headlines as the celeb who apparently, is a prime example of the “Dad bod”…cos’ ya know, it’s a thing:


(photo courtesy of tumblr)

Now excuse me, but just what the FUCK is all that about?
Apparently, the size of Leo’s gut is big news. This shit just went viral.
The headline at Elite Daily was “Leo Di Caprio is living proof that ladies do love the Dad bod”
While the U.K.’s ‘Daily Mirror’ said:
“What is a ‘dad bod’? Introducing the physique that’s the hottest trend at the moment.”

Hottest trend?
Excuse me while I just go absolutelyfuckingbonkers.
What about the Mom bod?
When has that ever been celebrated?
Shamed yes. Ridiculed definitely. Mocked? Yes, yes, yes!!!
Here’s the thing: last month, a model posted a picture of herself, on Instagram, four days after giving birth. This is what she looked like:


What’s up with that?
While I have no problem with Sarah Stage posting a pic of her svelte tum, five minutes after the placenta was extracted, (making the rest of us mothers feel like shit) how about this for a revelatory idea?

How about we all stop analyzing celebs physiques and  start discussing what’s really important? Like World peace, global warming and cat videos?

Cos when it comes down to it, Leo’s just a geezer.
Granted, by Noel Cowards standards of acting, “Know Your Lines and Don’t Bump Into the Furniture” he does it well. But do we really need to nit-pick him?
Or any one else; male or female, for that matter?

The fact is, rotund or ripped, it’s not news.
Not even Leo’s dust-buster beard, that is vaguely reminiscent of Mr. Twit, is worth commenting on:



Why can’t we all just focus on shit that’s real?

This picture sums it up for me perfectly:


Something to think about as you’re shopping for a new bathing suit this season… whatever bod you’re rocking.